nice epitaphs for the halloween

Miranda Priestly's Epitaph:

That's all!

(Ann Mann died an old maid)

Here lies Ann Mann,

Who lived an old maid

But died an old Mann.

December 8, 1767

London, England

Epitaph of an atheist

Here lies

an Atheist

All dressed up

And no place to go.

Thurmont, Maryland

Epitaph/Ad

Here Lies Jane Smith

Wife of Thomas Smith

Marble Cutter:

This Monument Erected

By Her Husband

As A Tribute

To Her Memory.

Monuments of this style

are 250 Dollars.

Annapolis

Jonathan Blake died of a vehicular accident

Here lies the body

of Jonathan Blake.

Stepped on the gas

Instead of the brake.

Uniontown, PA.